Top 10 reasons to go see a GJB show

10. Good music (this may be debatable...but how will you know unless your there...and don't tell me, "because I've heard you all in the past" - you're lying!)

9. Because I'm taking the time to try and list 10 reason off the top of my head just to get you there.

8.  There may be a special guest or at the very least....a guest that's "special"

7.  Because the Amish Electric Chair show will probably be cool but I don't think any if them are actually Amish or have an electric chair...but if they do, I apologize and will probably go see that myself.

6. I borrowed a keyboard that performs old school Nintendo sounds!
 
5.  Because Mary said so!

4.  You might miss the first GJB rap song and therefore miss your chance to laugh at the first GJB rap song.

3. ........ch..ch..ch...mic...check...1....2.....1....2.....is this thing...on?

2. Because Dave will probably play some random drum fill that wasn't really random....he actually spent 3 years calculating the flow of wind across his 60's model Roger's kit if it was struck at a 36 degree angle with 52% arm strength while being 26% intoxicated in a room the size of 900 square feet. Then he divided that in half and added 2......and that's only one of his random fills.

and the number 1 reason IS................................

1. Because Ian is super sexy on the bass!